2. My wife didn't know that Macklemore was white.
3. Pharrell makes good music choices.
4. Pharrell makes poor hat choices.
5. Willie Nelson & crew should have maybe tried a run-thru first. Wow.
6. Beyonce & Jay Z are still crazy in love.
7. Ringo Starr is really bad as a solo artist.
8. I never thought I'd say "I'm scared of Katy Perry."
9. Madonna's stylist ok'd a "female Boss Hogg" look.
10. Green Day & Country don't mix.
11. Daft Punk robots also come in white.
12. They should've saved the Daft Punk performance for last.
13. Piano players can go HAM.
14. Keith Urban is not afraid to cry at a wedding.
15. Yoko Ono is just plain awkward.
16. Kacey Musgraves reminded us why we dislike Country music.
17. P!nk makes me nervous!
18. The only part of the Kendrick Lamar & Imagine Dragons performance that the crowd was really into was the "Radioactive" parts… except Taylor Swift.
19. Taylor Swift is very, VERY white… and should never, EVER dance.
20. There's no way Steven Tyler was sober.
